Roadsterjak started as a perfectly normal red roadster with a perfectly abnormal expression. He watched candles go up, down, sideways, and emotionally nowhere.
HE WAS BUILT FOR THE ROAD.
THE INTERNET HAD OTHER PLANS.
One day the road stopped rendering. Roadsterjak kept driving anyway. Wheels left the asphalt. The chart became the horizon. Nobody asked questions.
$RSJ is the community signal for anyone who has ever looked at a chart, felt nothing, and continued upward out of pure meme momentum.
ROADSTERJAK RULE #1: do not promise the moon when you can simply miss the road entirely.